The Hiatus, the Update, and the Wardrobe

Hi! It sure has been a long time, hasn’t it? Things just got so busy with going back to school and living life and the blog just kind of went by the way side.  Hell, even when I had time, the blog wasn’t really on my mind unless I was already doing 4 things at once. Me and Paige have even just been hanging out and talk about posting, but does either of us do it? No. Why? Because we’re busy bastards half the time and lazy bastards the other half. 

Way too much has happened since my last post for me to cover, and that sucks because a lot of very interesting things have happened in the last 8 or so months. From the occupy movement to SOPA shit has been getting cray (Oh yeah, I just said that. Fuck it, YOLO (Oh yeah, I just said THAT! (I’m only saying these things ironically, please don’t hate me, everything I do is only to gain your approval, your delicious, life affirming approval))). Right now, I guess the biggest things are already old news (in internet time) like Trayvon Martin’s shooting (George Zimmerman was just charged with 2^nd degree murder if I’m correct, which is much better than that crazy asshole deserved) and much more recently, CISPA (Jesus Christ media companies, did you not learn your lesson with SOPA and other similar bills? Just quit, you will get nowhere, and if you do, we will still do whatever the fuck we want). 

Personal update, I’ve been good (that’s a total lie, I went through hardcore depression just like a week or so ago) and everything’s been going well (that’s an even bigger lie, school’s been meh, friendships have been splintering, and my writing has fallen into decline) life is just awesome right now ( Jesus, I’m such a liar, I’ve just been eating junk and playing video games these last few days, why do I keep lying then telling the truth right after!(but right NOW things are cool, I've been chill and happy for the last few days/week or two and things are cool)).

So yeah, I’ll hopefully be posting more often and I won’t just forget about the blog again the second spring break ends.

I love and bless your faces and I’ll hopefully be posting again soon.

Happy April fools everyone

Sorry that there has been virtually no updates along with comics etc. there shall be soon tho! I promise!!

Understand

I'm an atheist, I have to get that out of the way before I say what I have to say. There's this stigma that atheists find themselves to be superior. That they believe that people who find solace in religion to be weak. Though I can't speak for every atheist. I can say that this is not true of me. I have studied religion, I have tried different religions. And in the end I found that faith in a higher power wasn't right for me. But who am I to say it isn't right for you. Religion is fascinating and speaks to so many people on a personal level. They follow a higher power, not because they are weak and need it, but because they feel a real connection to their god. Now, I have considered myself an atheist for 4 years, though I was questioning my faith long before that. In the time since I've made the conscious decision to become an atheist, I don't think you would know unless I told you. Being an atheist doesn't make me into this evil, moral-less monster. Just as being religious doesn't make you a psychotic, elitist zealot. What I think everybody needs to understand is this: My beliefs are influenced by who I am, not the other way round. My beliefs being different from yours shouldn't be the the thing that causes problems. In fact, beliefs shouldn't be argued. No one belief set is right for everybody, and none is better than any other, there's no reason for our differing opinions to cause conflict (though vocalizing things might help you understand each other's position, civil, intelligent discussion is never out the window). If we could all understand this, the world might be a better place.

Yet Another Westboro Rant

So, I know MILLIONS of people have ranted about the Westboro Baptist "Church", but I have to put my two cents out there.
So this church is infamous for one slogan, "GOD HATES FAGS!"
Now, I find this to be one of the most ignorant hateful sayings. I have no problem with the homosexual community. Some of the most awesomely amazing people I've ever met belong to it. And some of them are a few of the most devote religious people I've met.
Now, back to the "church"
How can you possibly believe that your god can hate anything he's created. If anything, based on the bible, god would love everything he has created, except for those who cause emotional and/or physical pain among large groups of people. Oh... wait... that's you.
So you started of at horribly humble beginnings, protesting against gays. But then, you decided gays weren't the only problem, the entire world was, because, if they weren't hating gays, they were sinning by enabling them
So you went and started protesting at military funerals. Funerals for fallen heroes who died defending the right that allows you to spout your bullshit. You go and protest against anything, you protest at Lady Ga Ga concerts. You protest fucking anything
Seriously, fuck you in the face you fucking cunts, If there is a god, you will burn in an especially hot part of hell.
You don't listen to logic or reason, you hold on dearly to your fucked up beliefs and force them down any children with the misfortune of being born into your community.
And I strongly admire the few members of your community that have developed a sense of logic and left that hateful "church"
And now... now.. You decide to go to Norway and protest the Norway funerals. Wow. A funeral held for innocent children who were the victims of a psychopath on a a misguided horrible attempt to spread his beliefs (I guess you related to him). Where in the fuck do you get the logic to go and protest the deaths of innocent kids? In fact, a homosexual couple risked their lives and went over to their camp in a boat and saved 40 children.
The only saving grace to this is that there is no protection for your hate over in Norway. I hope to anything that those Norwegians gang up and massacre you. I'm not usually one to wish horrible death upon someone, but I'll make an exception for you people.
Go to hell. Hope you die.
With Love,
Wade Masters

PS there's a movie coming out called Red State, directed by Kevin Smith, which is a horror movie based on the Westboro. Apparently he invited old members who left the "church" and they said it was mostly accurate.

PPS you might have realized I put church in quotations. That's because I don't consider them a real church (for obvious reasons)

All guys are dicks!!

I really hate when people make rash generalizations. Like when a girl goes "All guys are dicks!!" or when a guy goes " All women are crazy bitches!!" or when a.., You get my point. Just because you encounter one person who is an asshole, or psychotic, or anything else doesn't mean that everyone like them is the same. This happens when somebody gets treated horribly. They then go on Facebook or whatever and share their thoughts on how much hatred and disregard they harbor towards a certain group a horrible person belongs to. For instance, if a guy where to get cheated on by a girl, he might post "All girls are lying bitch whores". Now, not all girls are lying bitch whores, I don't think even half are. But since a woman hurt him, women are all terrible. Same thing goes for anything. If a man were to get beat up by a black man, he might say" All black people are horrible criminals" Once again, definitely not always the case. The fact is, we like to generalize people into groups and then place the blame on the entire group rather than on the person really at fault. I would just like to ask people to stop doing this so absentmindedly. Remember, the individual does not represent the entirety, nor does the entity represent the individual.

Partying.., AND HATE!!!

So today I went to a party where Paige was at. We were all cool, playing Just Dance 2, Playing apples to apples, Singing Rebecca Black's "Friday". But all of that changed when she decided to smoke, I wasn't opposed to her smoking, I was just kidding with her, but her blatant disregard for my (fake) disapproval started a war. I hated on her for everything for the rest of the night. Anything she did, it. was. wrong. From getting slapped to playing beer pong. Now all this was just me fucking around, but, I think she thinks I hate her, especially since I kept threatening to write "6 PAGES OF HATE!!!" on the blog, which led to her threatening to kick me from the blog to which I rebutted with a threat of copyright lawsuit (I was clearly joking). All this was in good fun, but she didn't even give me a hug when she said goodbye, so I decided to write this little snippet and just add. Paige, you're an awesome friend, and I can't hate you. That said, I WILL END YOU!!! LOL JKJK I kid.. but seriously, We cool now. No 6 pages... until you fuck up again... or maybe I'll let it slide since its you ^_^

What do you want?!

I think everybody has an odd fetish that drives them along weird relationships and usually lands them in a marriage with someone completely opposite of said fetish. Look at the two celebrity examples of Kim Kardashian and Lisa Lampenelli. They both dated TONS of black men and are now married to, or marrying, a white man. Or take Paige Davis's fetish for instance, she LOVES Indian men and Abusive men. Or me, who has a fetish for... anyone. We all have them, some guys like Asians, some like some Latin fire, some like that ebony goddess, and the same goes for women, just replace ebony goddess with Mandingo warrior. I feel like I see this quite often. Its, I believe, just a phase in which you taste what you want before you get what you need AND want. So love them crazy likes of yours, just remember, you won't end up with one of them. Unless you're Paige, I'm pretty sure she'll probably never get over Indians.