10 Men I Would Go Gay For

Now, to clarify, I am a straight man. I am in no way gay, and I have nothing against them. Now, I am so comfortable with my sexuality, that I am able to evaluate how immensely sexy a man really is. Now here's the list, going from 10 to 1, No pics, but I will provide links. Now, bear in mind that I am straight, as that will get harder and harder to believe as you go down the list.

10)Robert Downey Jr.
-He is classy, clean, messy, awesome, and sexy. Contradictorily Hot.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Downey,_Jr.
9) Jason Sudeikis
-Everybody loves a funny guy and it doesn't hurt that he has a gorgeous smile.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Sudeikis
8)Joseph Gordon-Levitt
-Fucking Gorgeous features and awesome smile
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Gordon-Levitt
7)David Tennant
-Oh my god, he's drop dead sexy and he is the Doctor
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Tennant
6)Paul Rudd
-That smile. He is just too hot.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Rudd
5)James Franco
-Too Funny with a fucking epic smile
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Franco
4)Bradley Cooper
-Oh. My. God. THOSE EYES. He is too hot.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Cooper

3)Neil Patrick Harris
-Fucking awesome and epic and hot
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Patrick_Harris

2)Ryan Reynolds
-Hot as all hell and some of the greatest hair ever.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Reynolds
1)Brad Pitt
-He is a sexy man beast with the features of a Greek God. Hottest Ever.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Pitt

Now that that is over,
I can only hope Page will post a list
of girls she would lez out with in order to
de-gay this blog up a bit, lol.

Garret (formerly known as Matt) and Garret's cousin.

                                                                      

Fucking Vancouver

People all over the world are rioting to fight the deep seeded and long lasting oppression they have suffered at the hands of a corrupt government and Vancouver criminals are rioting following the loss to the Bruins in the Stanley Cup. And before anyone misconstrues that, I do realize that it's not all Canucks fans, hell it may not even be HALF Canucks fans. But regardless, people are rioting in Vancouver for fucking nothing. People are getting STABBED! Cars are being set on FIRE! None of this has any reason.
I would like to applaud everyone who helped out on the clean up effort that took place, showing that not everyone is a brain dead fucktard who jumps at the first chance to break shit and stab people. And another round of applause to the sane people in the group who actually tried to stop the riots as they occurred. All the footage of their badassery can be found... well... EVERYWHERE.
Seriously though, all the people who took part in the riots deserve jail time. Police are even urging people to send in all video and photo taken at the riots in order to identify the rioters. Lastly, Fuck the idiots that rioted. and double fuck the rioters that actually stabbed a few Bruins fans.
Thank you for your time.

The time I made a Zoosk account

                                                                               

Cupcakes.. Defeating terrorism

So how many People know what Inspire magazine is? Basically a magazine that was printed in english to "Inspire" people to join the Jihad. So they had all these articles from Osama, there even was an article "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom". 
Well... MI6 was like fuuuuuuuuuuuck that. And instead of Shutting down the site etc. They hacked it, deleted the Osama articles and replaced the bomb instructions with a cupcake recipe. Its known as 
Operation: Cupcake, MI6's way of fucking with al Qaeda


Comic coming soon 

News: politics plus crap thats prolly not that important the first

Rick Perry plans to host a Prayer and fast for America's governors. Of course it will be non-denominational Christian, because God forbid we host anything in the name of any other god. Come on we have Jewish Politicians, what happens to them??
     "Ok let us pray, Heavenly Father Hallow be thy name... Oh! I forgot, jews this can be like an Intermission for you. Um we have juice over there, don't worry we funded it we know how frugal ya'll can be, ah ha ha.. over there.. go now, pfft! You crazy jews it was a joke, you guys have big noses. I tease I tease!! Now go over there."
But yes they are hoping for their prayers to rise up and reach heaven to save America. From you know AIDS, and superAIDS and GonorehAIDS.
(fyi Rick Perry is a presidential candidate)

5 Reasons Bruce Campbell is better than Chuck Norris

1) Bruce Campbell fights zombies, spies, Napoleon, and futuristic cowboys. Chuck Norris on the other hand, fights commies and hillbillies.

2)Bruce Campbell has been in at least three shows where he plays the lead, always being a bad-ass, pussy getting ass kicker. Chuck Norris has been in one show where he plays a wannabe tough guy.

3) No matter how bad the odds, Bruce always wins. Chuck Norris has been badly beaten a few times, most notably by the late, great Bruce Lee (Can we just agree that Bruces are awesome)

4)Bruce Campbell has a chin sculpted by the gods. Chuck Norris has a weak chin (no 'Chuck Norris doesn't have chin, he has a fist' jokes will be tolerated)

5)Bruce Campbell is a man of the people. He blogs, tours, and writes books. Chuck Norris sits at home watching Jack of All Trades, wishing that Walker, Texas Ranger was half as bad ass.

Come one, Come all!

Welcome to the magical world of Zombie vs. Cat. The best thing to happen to the internet since Al Gore created it. This blog, conceptualized by my dar friend Page Davis, will become your favorite place one earth, like disneyland without all the lines. We shall try to constantly update this blog and make you laugh, cry, RAGE, then laugh some more. Comics, satire, and epicness await you. Enjoy.

Covered in white stuff

Paige Davis here, laying in bed covered in white. Now before the "thats what she said" it's baking soda. Mother Fucking baking soda.

 Sister plus her friend thought it would be funny to pile it on the blades of my ceiling fan. Thus sitting here covered in a corse powder, 

little did she know I have the power to summon Bruce Campbell. As he pulls out his portable Rebecca Black, I shove bee's wax in my ears as i watch them get nazi melty faces. Heh heh


                        Comic coming soon