Saturday, July 16, 2011

All guys are dicks!!

I really hate when people make rash generalizations. Like when a girl goes "All guys are dicks!!" or when a guy goes " All women are crazy bitches!!" or when a.., You get my point. Just because you encounter one person who is an asshole, or psychotic, or anything else doesn't mean that everyone like them is the same. This happens when somebody gets treated horribly. They then go on Facebook or whatever and share their thoughts on how much hatred and disregard they harbor towards a certain group a horrible person belongs to. For instance, if a guy where to get cheated on by a girl, he might post "All girls are lying bitch whores". Now, not all girls are lying bitch whores, I don't think even half are. But since a woman hurt him, women are all terrible. Same thing goes for anything. If a man were to get beat up by a black man, he might say" All black people are horrible criminals" Once again, definitely not always the case. The fact is, we like to generalize people into groups and then place the blame on the entire group rather than on the person really at fault. I would just like to ask people to stop doing this so absentmindedly. Remember, the individual does not represent the entirety, nor does the entity represent the individual.

Partying.., AND HATE!!!

So today I went to a party where Paige was at. We were all cool, playing Just Dance 2, Playing apples to apples, Singing Rebecca Black's "Friday". But all of that changed when she decided to smoke, I wasn't opposed to her smoking, I was just kidding with her, but her blatant disregard for my (fake) disapproval started a war. I hated on her for everything for the rest of the night. Anything she did, it. was. wrong. From getting slapped to playing beer pong. Now all this was just me fucking around, but, I think she thinks I hate her, especially since I kept threatening to write "6 PAGES OF HATE!!!" on the blog, which led to her threatening to kick me from the blog to which I rebutted with a threat of copyright lawsuit (I was clearly joking). All this was in good fun, but she didn't even give me a hug when she said goodbye, so I decided to write this little snippet and just add. Paige, you're an awesome friend, and I can't hate you. That said, I WILL END YOU!!! LOL JKJK I kid.. but seriously, We cool now. No 6 pages... until you fuck up again... or maybe I'll let it slide since its you ^_^

What do you want?!

I think everybody has an odd fetish that drives them along weird relationships and usually lands them in a marriage with someone completely opposite of said fetish. Look at the two celebrity examples of Kim Kardashian and Lisa Lampenelli. They both dated TONS of black men and are now married to, or marrying, a white man. Or take Paige Davis's fetish for instance, she LOVES Indian men and Abusive men. Or me, who has a fetish for... anyone. We all have them, some guys like Asians, some like some Latin fire, some like that ebony goddess, and the same goes for women, just replace ebony goddess with Mandingo warrior. I feel like I see this quite often. Its, I believe, just a phase in which you taste what you want before you get what you need AND want. So love them crazy likes of yours, just remember, you won't end up with one of them. Unless you're Paige, I'm pretty sure she'll probably never get over Indians.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Zombie Outbreak Response: Join the Resistance


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Zombies are reanimated corpses who feast solely on the flesh of living creatures, specifically that of humans. They are slow moving, but in large numbers, can easily overwhelm an entire population, even one can overwhelm a population if the people are ignorant enough to let the threat go unnoticed and misunderstood. The only method of disposing of a zombie is to destroy the brain. Now this is all common knowledge for most people (except for the few ignorant people who believe in the "fast" zombies), but to what extent do you understand this knowledge. Do you understand it to the extent of, say, a kid know the names of every pokemon, or, how a trained survivalist knows the layout of the surrounding countryside. The point being, do you know it as a fun joke fact, or as true facts. Do you legitimately believe in zombies. To the non believer it may seem preposterous to believe in something supposedly created in the minds of Hollywood after learning about voodoo zombies, but to the believers, it's much more. Its a way of life. They may not show it, but believers are the ever vigilant watchdogs, attempting to weed out when and where the uprising will begin and how long it will take to put it down. Not to say we are all crazy conspiracy nuts who stand at home with a 12 gauge and some armor on. We just hope to be prepared if and when the zombie outbreak actually happens. We are all over. In your colleges, in your towns, in your state legislatures, even in the highest forms of government. The point is, when the time comes, Zack (military term for zombies, along the lines of Charlie for communists) isn't gonna stand a chance when they come out. Join the resistance. Plan your escape. Gather your supplies. LIve your life normally, but be prepared when the call to arms is issued. Gods Speed to those of you who take these words to heart, and may god help you if you don't

What is Love?

Love. Its one of the most beautiful feelings you can ever experience. But it seems that, over the years, the word has lost all meaning. Love used to mean something. Love used to be reserved for the people who cared for you and raised you and for the person you were sure you were going to spend the rest of your life with. These days, people love everything and everybody i.e. "I love chocolate" or "I love that waiter". Now, I'm guilty of this myself. We can't control ourselves with that word anymore. It has pretty much become the equivalent of what like used to mean. Love, in a relationship, used to be something you couldn't even say until, not only was the time right, but you both would've had to have invested enough time and emotion into it for you to really be sure it was love. Now, if a relationship lasts longer than two weeks, its time for love to be thrown around like its nobody's business. And I'm not saying I haven't and won't continue to do this, because I will. We all will. Its now just a matter of realizing when you mean love, or really are in true, everlasting love. Thank you for your time.