Showing posts with label Bruce Campbell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bruce Campbell. Show all posts

Sunday, June 5, 2011

5 Reasons Bruce Campbell is better than Chuck Norris



1) Bruce Campbell fights zombies, spies, Napoleon, and futuristic cowboys. Chuck Norris on the other hand, fights commies and hillbillies.

2)Bruce Campbell has been in at least three shows where he plays the lead, always being a bad-ass, pussy getting ass kicker. Chuck Norris has been in one show where he plays a wannabe tough guy.

3) No matter how bad the odds, Bruce always wins. Chuck Norris has been badly beaten a few times, most notably by the late, great Bruce Lee (Can we just agree that Bruces are awesome)

4)Bruce Campbell has a chin sculpted by the gods. Chuck Norris has a weak chin (no 'Chuck Norris doesn't have chin, he has a fist' jokes will be tolerated)

5)Bruce Campbell is a man of the people. He blogs, tours, and writes books. Chuck Norris sits at home watching Jack of All Trades, wishing that Walker, Texas Ranger was half as bad ass.