Sunday, June 5, 2011

5 Reasons Bruce Campbell is better than Chuck Norris



1) Bruce Campbell fights zombies, spies, Napoleon, and futuristic cowboys. Chuck Norris on the other hand, fights commies and hillbillies.

2)Bruce Campbell has been in at least three shows where he plays the lead, always being a bad-ass, pussy getting ass kicker. Chuck Norris has been in one show where he plays a wannabe tough guy.

3) No matter how bad the odds, Bruce always wins. Chuck Norris has been badly beaten a few times, most notably by the late, great Bruce Lee (Can we just agree that Bruces are awesome)

4)Bruce Campbell has a chin sculpted by the gods. Chuck Norris has a weak chin (no 'Chuck Norris doesn't have chin, he has a fist' jokes will be tolerated)

5)Bruce Campbell is a man of the people. He blogs, tours, and writes books. Chuck Norris sits at home watching Jack of All Trades, wishing that Walker, Texas Ranger was half as bad ass.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 7, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    CHUCK NORRIS FTW!
    FUCK BRUCE CAMPBELL

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  2. Paige DavisJune 7, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    NOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSS FUCK CHUCK NORRIS!! XD

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  3. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Paige, shhhhhhhh. no one cares what you think

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  4. Paige DavisJune 15, 2011 at 12:32 AM

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  5. Paige DavisJune 15, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    "Matt", fucking trolling... -.- so going to draw that bike fight now,

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2014 at 4:29 AM

    Bruce 10/10
    Chuck wont even blink before he loses by Campbell

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